Why Costco Hatched A Nefarious Ploy To Ruin My Love Of Pizza

"Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36) 11/15/2013 at 20:52 • Filed to: rant, pizza, costco, What the f***

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Ok, I'll admit. I'm an obsessive Pizza junkie like the next person. Cheese, Pepperoni, Meat Lovers - the lot. And yes, I might squeeze in a few onions or so, but that's that.

But that's where similarities end. As you know, Costco sells only three toppings in their food court: Cheese, Pepperoni and Combo. Nothing else. So imagine my shock and angst to discover peppers and onions tucked neatly underneath a slice of cheese pizza. Now, you might say, "Oh, it's an accident, just pull it out" - NO! Some dastardly clever bloke snuck in peppers and onions that covered half of my slice. Oh, and to add insult to injury, I yanked off half the dough of my slice. Thankfully, the cheese stuck on.

To the man who served me this, I hate you and all you stand for. If I was allergic to those ingredients, I will find you, and I will sue you into next year if I'm still alive and kicking. You don't contaminate and combine ingredients no one ordered - tucked underneath the cheese, no less.

Squid > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/15/2013 at 20:55

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MMMMMMM Pizza sounds good right now. . .

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Squid 11/15/2013 at 20:57

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Just don't order from Costco!

TurboSloth > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/15/2013 at 20:59

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I love Costco pizza. Especially combo. Extra onions plz.

Joe_Limon > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/15/2013 at 21:00

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Costco pizza is amazing, sadly they downgraded the size recently.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > TurboSloth 11/15/2013 at 21:02

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I love onions as much as the next bloke, but why on God's green earth did one think it was a good idea to initiate a sneak attack? D:

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/15/2013 at 21:14

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Dont really like costco...limited options. But Papa Murphy's? Da bomb!

Team6.1 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/15/2013 at 21:14

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Having never had Costco pizza before I'm a little hesitant to say this, but there is no way it qualifies as good pizza

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Team6.1 11/15/2013 at 21:16

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It shouldn't qualify as a pizza alone....

... Now my stomach's grumbling angrily.

Birddog > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/15/2013 at 21:35

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I've never had Costco pizza.
Oddly that drawing looks very similar to my arteries..

GhostZ > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/15/2013 at 22:09

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Costo has a food court.

Just to make sure that you can survive there indefinitely, no matter what the circumstances. And you don't even have to resort to Ramen!